There Is Only Now

Welcome to Deadspin’s The Sports Nihilist, where all is for naught and we are but accidental jolts of electrified meat stuck to the surface of a rock in an indifferent universe. Fuck you.Jalen Rose famously says you got to give the people…

Jerry JonesImage: APJerry Jones is so far into his own head that he’s paralyzed by fear (or the effects of old age). In one of Jones’ many rambling interviews where he talks Dallas football, the Cowboys owner said it’s “pretty impressive”…

Former 21st Century Fox executive Hernan Lopez Image: APThe easiest thing to write at the time I’m sitting down to do this would be to launch into a rant about Shannon Sharpe versus the Memphis Grizzlies. I wouldn’t even really have to…

A pregame stunt hosted by the Nationals caused a minor panic in Washington yesterday.Image: Getty ImagesThere are a lot of things in this world that I don’t really understand, or can’t do, or can’t foresee. But I used to be pretty sure that…

Here was have a visible representation of how hard MLB is trying to end the lockout.Image: ShutterstockI’ve seen disgruntled NBA superstars dogging it because they want to be traded, try harder than the MLB has tried to end this lockout.…