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Matt EberflusImage: Getty ImagesThe Chicago Bears have an opportunity to make the king of all shrewd football decisions this offseason, and I’m not talking about replacing Justin Fields. No, no, no. What I’m offering is much more… drastic.…

Image: Getty ImagesWhile Cris Collinsworth will never see it given the way his brain drips out through his throbbing erection every time he covers an Aaron Rodgers game, there was always a stark difference between Aaron Rodgers and Brett…

Illustration: Getty ImagesFollowing the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision, Jim Harbaugh became one of the few coaches to speak up on abortion. Except he’s a pro-life wacko with an insane “solution” for unplanned pregnancies.In an interview…

Mike MartzPhoto: Getty ImagesOne of my favorite parts of NFL coverage is no matter how bad you were at your job, you qualify as an expert because some clueless owner made the mistake of hiring you. Imagine if you hired a plumber, he came…

Guess who’s starting Week One?Image: Getty ImagesNorth Carolina, get ready for commercials for the new Baker Box at Bojangles, because the Carolina Panthers have named a Week 1 starter. The team traded for Baker Mayfield in July, and have…

Justin Fields apparently feels better about his offensive line than Bears fans do.Image: Getty ImagesThe Chicago Bearsoffense. Those words could be presented to children to teach them the meaning of the word oxymoron.Sure the Bears play in…

Tom BradyPhoto: Getty ImagesVery few sane fans tune into Sunday afternoon NFL broadcasts regularly to see or hear their favorite announcers — except for Cris Collinsworth’s slide-in intro. The allure for fans is the product on the field,…

Ben Simmons was really injured, despite the opinions of so many without a medical degree.Image: Getty ImagesFormer NBA players turned analysts know basketball, but definitely not medicine.That’s why many wound up with egg on their face on…

Justin Fields has over 1 million IG followers, which means nothing.Image: Getty ImagesBears quarterback Justin Fields finished the regular season with a 2-8 record as the team’s starter. He threw 7 touchdowns and 10 interceptions,…

T-5. Kyrie IrvingIllustration: Getty ImagesKyrie Irving is not vaccinated, which means that he cannot play home games for the Brooklyn Nets due to New York City’s mandates. And since Irving could only be a part-time player, the Nets have…