Cris Collinsworth

We here on the shores of Lake Michigan have been eating it from our neighbors to the north, the Green Bay Packers, for 25 years or so. When it goes on that long, you really stop dreaming of revenge or the tables ever turning your way, and…

Tony Romo (l.) and Jim NantzImage: APThere is some comfort in knowing that the higher-ups at CBS see and hear the same things we do during their NFL broadcast. They can’t miss that Tony Romo is merely making noises like some sort of fusion…

Former NFL tight end and current color commentator Greg OlsenImage: APThe comeback king may finally be done, but Tom Brady’s football obituary should begin with his error of making one comeback too many. The venerable Patriots legend Tampa…

Image: Getty ImagesJoe Burrow is 3-0 against Patrick Mahomes in his career. He’s been so dominant against Cris Collinsworth’s favorite quarterback that Cincinnati Bengals’ players and fans have started referring to the Chiefs’ home stadium,…

We pine for offense, and lament low-scoring games, so why deny fans their innermost desires?Photo: Getty ImagesWhen someone goes for 85 points in an NBA game this season, please don’t downplay the accomplishment. I know Kobe Bryant’s 81 is…

Image: Getty ImagesWhile Cris Collinsworth will never see it given the way his brain drips out through his throbbing erection every time he covers an Aaron Rodgers game, there was always a stark difference between Aaron Rodgers and Brett…

Bryce Harper, Jalen Hurts and Julian Carranza have Philly rolling.Image: Getty ImagesIn one light, there probably is no better place than Philadelphia, the epicenter of North American sports right now. There might not be a place where the…

Not having Gus Johnson be the voice of March Madness is Heartbreak CityImage: Getty ImagesIan Eagle is really good at his job. Gus Johnson’s just better.Earlier this week it was reported that the 2023 NCAA Tournament will be the final March…

Let’s see how long Mitch Trubisky lasts as the Pittsburgh Steelers’ starting QBImage: Getty ImagesAmazon wants its Thursday Night Football games to be a Monday or Sunday night event as bad as Cleveland wants a Super Bowl. Well, maybe not…

Boo these men!Photo: Getty ImagesYou always have to hope that the Sunday night game, or really any primetime NFL game, is a good one. Because when it’s bad, there’s just far too much dead time for Cris Collinsworth’s brain to drip out of…