Albert Pujols

Going, going, gone — thriceImage: Getty ImagesThere are less than 20 games left for each MLB team, and a lot of fan bases have already switched to football mode. When you mix that with these home runs races — Aaron Judge mashing balls…

Pujols is two dingers away from 700Image: Getty ImagesNo, the lie I’m referring to is not the one Max Kellerman spouted to win a fake debate on ESPN. I’m talking about the one St. Louis supporters wholeheartedly believe: If Pujols doesn’t…

The ever-last battery.Illustration: Getty ImagesThe issue I have with nostalgia is it makes people sentimental. Having a deep conversation with anyone is right next to “root canal” on my list of things that I actively avoid. If you’re going…

Albert PujolsPhoto: Getty ImagesThere’s no one on Earth hotter than Albert Pujols right now. In his last 10 games, Pujols is slugging 1.258. That is the second-highest mark of his career over any 10-game stretch, beaten only by his slugging…

Kamaru Usman’s ass was thoroughly kicked by Leon Edwards at UFC 278.Photo: Getty ImagesI feel like if I ever write about the UFC it’ll be treated like Walter Slobchak dressing down Donnie about walking into the middle of a movie. So when I…

Juan SotoPhoto: APLight up a cigar, kick your feet up, and take a massive breath. The Juan Soto saga is over. I doubted it would happen at all, but in the end, the San Diego Padres wound up getting both Soto and veteran teammate Josh Bell…

Is this what Mike Trout signed up for?Image: Getty ImagesDo you think Mike Trout ever has regrets?Back in 2019, Trout signed a monstrous 12-year, $426.5 million extension with the Angels that made him by far the highest-paid player in MLB…

Albert Pujols is one of the game’s all-time greats.Image: Getty Images“The Machine” Albert Pujols said prior to the start of the season that 2022 would be his final season in MLB. Pujols is a three-time MVP, former Rookie of the Year,…

This seems...suboptimal.Image: Getty ImagesPete Alonso’s two-run walkoff homer in the 10th inning Thursday improved the New York Mets’ record to 26-14, which is good for the second-most wins in baseball and a six-and-a-half-game lead in the…

Someone let Tyler O’Neill and Dylan Carlson know the season has started.Image: Getty ImagesA promising offensive prospect cratering back to Earth has become the St. Louis Cardinals’ version of Anchorman’s pancake breakfast: They do it…