Steelers make Buffalo wings, Titans look like Nashville-Hot trash, and Bama QBs play good enough

This was one of the most surprising outcomes of the day, not because the Cardinals won, but because of how they dominated against the Titans in Nashville. It seemed like the Titans were playing with cinder blocks on their feet their whole game. It was almost like Tennessee thought this was a walk-thru.

I knew the Cardinals’ defense would be better this year but they surprised me when they smacked up one of the most talented offenses in the AFC like they stole something. Arizona sacked tax accountant Ryan Tannehill six times and forced three turnovers from the Tennessee offense. Julio Jones made no difference for the Titans all day, and trust me, he’s on my fantasy team. I would know. This man gave me like 4 points yesterday.

Tennessee will likely just need time to adjust and get acclimated. The Cardinals did a great job of making Derrick Henry look like a glorified fullback all day and he’s still the focus of this team. You take away the run and you’ll have a chance.

I have to mention how great Kyler Murray was yesterday. The man still runs around like a mischievous toddler, but he was making plays all day with 5 total touchdowns and 309 total yards. I knew the Cardinals would be good this season, and I predicted that they would take the next step, but even then I didn’t see them waxing a good Tennessee team on their home field on opening day.